YOU ASKED. WE ANSWERED. MOSTLY.
Frequently Asked.
Reluctantly Answered.
Read this before sliding into our DMs. We're lazy. You know this.
Q / 01
Will this shrink?
Less than your faith in the system. Wash cold. Don't iron the print directly. Basic stuff.
Q / 02
Can I return it?
Like democracy, returns are possible but complicated. Size exchanges within 7 days if the tee is unworn and unrantd-in. No returns on limited drops once they sell out.
Q / 03
Where do you ship?
Wherever the wifi works. Also all of India. International shipping coming soon — the swarm is going global.
Q / 04
How long does delivery take?
3–7 business days. We're not Amazon. We're a movement with a printer.
Q / 05
Are these drops really limited?
Yes. Unlike government promises, we actually mean it. Once it's gone, it's gone.
Q / 06
Who makes these tees?
Made in India. No sweatshops. No celebrity faces. Just cotton and controlled rage.
Q / 07
Can I get a bulk order for my college fest / protest?
Now we're talking. DM us on Instagram. We'll sort it out like adults. Mostly.
Q / 08
Why is there no Cash on Delivery?
Because trust is a two-way street and we've been burned before. UPI or card. That's the deal.
Q / 09
I got a wrong/damaged product. Help?
That's on us. DM us within 48 hours with a photo. We fix it. No rants needed — we're already angry too.
Q / 10
Are you actually affiliated with Cockroach Janta Party?
We are the swarm. Draw your own conclusions. ⚠ This is a work of satire and cotton.
Still confused?
Slide into our DMs. We read everything. We reply to most things.